Legal disclaimer
ChinaSkeet is a 100% satirical software concept and does not exist in any jurisdiction recognized by international law. Any attempt to treat this project seriously will result in immediate disqualification from life. If you're a lawyer reading this: log off.
All digital interactions with this software are monitored by a quantum blockchain stored on an old Lenovo laptop in Inner Mongolia. Unauthorized access will result in karmic backlash, 5 years of bad ping, and your IP being sold to ads in a language you've never heard of.
Use of ChinaSkeet may result in, but is not limited to:
- Sudden skill increase leading to suspicion from teammates
- Keyboard melting at temperatures exceeding 3000°C
- Parental disappointment
- Being contacted by someone named "Kevin" claiming to sell invites
This software is distributed under the "Nope License v3.1," which states that any attempt to run, reverse engineer, or acknowledge the software may result in loud buzzing sounds and a letter from your ISP written entirely in Comic Sans.
Important: Users acknowledge that by installing ChinaSkeet, they forfeit their right to complain, rage in public Discords, or send us 15 DMs with the word "bro" in different fonts.
As per Section 419-b of the Great Firewall Accord, this website is compliant with intergalactic data regulations and legally classified as a blog.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.
ChinaSkeet Shenzhen Child Labor Co. Ltd. accepts no responsibility for moral corruption, existential crises, or hallway power outages caused by the use of this software. All purchases are final, all opinions are our own, and all tears are delicious.
You agree to these terms by breathing near this webpage. Scroll further and you automatically consent to your browser history being sold to the highest bidder.
This page was reviewed by 3 rats, 1 AI, and a teenager pretending to be a lawyer. Long live the Skeetless Revolution.
In the unlikely event that ChinaSkeet gains sentience and begins writing its own legal terms, you agree to abide by whatever comes out of its corrupted logic core, including but not limited to: worship rituals, custom DLL sacrifice, and daily praise sessions to version 2.6.9.
Any resemblance between ChinaSkeet and other software is purely intentional. If you feel offended, flattered, or legally threatened, please contact our legal department at [email protected] (inbox full since 2019).
Side effects of reading this page include: eye twitching, spontaneous burst laughter, and questioning your moral compass. If these symptoms persist, uninstall your brain and reboot your sense of humor.
Bee Movie continued: Because they can’t fly, bees also invented ChinaSkeet. Barry B. Benson now serves as our Senior Anti-Aim Developer. His motto: “No recoil, no mercy.”
This entire site runs on a potato-based power grid monitored by two interns with binoculars. If the site crashes, assume one of them tripped over a wire or got recruited by gamesense.pub.
Your agreement to these terms is retroactive. You’ve already violated them. You owe us $6.32 and one perfectly good USB stick.
As outlined in the Forbidden Scrolls of Source Engine Exploitation, all users must bow thrice to the config gods and refrain from touching their raw mouse input settings during peak lunar hours.
$1 from every imaginary sale goes toward funding offshore DDR5 mining facilities and free Red Bulls for our unpaid developers. © 2025 ChinaSkeet Shenzhen Child Labor Co. Ltd.